What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What does winter fat turn into?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What food is a man's best friend?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?