Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
They kept saying: Bach, Bach, Bach...
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Which subject has two parts?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Families are like fudge.
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?