What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
How do bees get to school?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Why do trees hate going to school?
How does dinner smell?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?