Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
He went nuts.
What kind of computers do horses use?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Why didn't the melons get married?