Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
He went nuts.
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Surprise!!!!
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
How do you make a cow float?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?