Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
He went nuts.
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Which computer won the talent show?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Why did the barber win the race?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What sweet treat never panics?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
