What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Social studies.
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Which animal is the most religious?
How is cat food sold?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
