What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Social studies.
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
How is cat food sold?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What insect runs away from everything?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What's the holiest insect?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why was the bee sad?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?