What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
That barn door!
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What do math teachers eat?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
