Why do fish live in salt water?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why do hogs play so much football?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Where are average things manufactured?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?