What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
That barn door!
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What did March say to the madness?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?