What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
That barn door!
When should you start writing a book?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?