Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?