My friend David had his ID stolen.
How do you arrest a pig?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Why are winter days great?
How does a taco bless the table?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Where do horses reside?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Why did the echo get detention?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
How do you measure a millennial?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?