Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they've no pockets to put things in.
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What animal loves Indian food?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?