Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they've no pockets to put things in.
We had a discussion about roses.
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What is the wealthiest fish?
How do fall and winter say hello?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Where does food go to take a nap?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Where do goldfish go camping?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Why is a computer so smart?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
