Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they've no pockets to put things in.
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why do two skunks argue?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?