What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What animal has the most fun?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Which insect is the smartest?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?