What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Quit stalking me.
What dish does only a baseball player use?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Which elf is the best singer?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Which cats love to be petted?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?