What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Quit stalking me.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
How do you get kids to do something?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What car can you only see twice a year?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?