I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
I saw it with my own eyes.
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What do cats wear to work?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What did March say to the madness?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?