How can you make 7 even?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What's the scariest letter?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.