What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Ice scream.
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Where do ants go to eat?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?