Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What do you call a household of counselors?
How do you get kids to do something?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What shape is bad at driving?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?