What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Ice scream.
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Why was the bud so shy?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Why was the broom late for school?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
