What time does everyone love to drink?
At wine o'clock!
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What's E.T. short for?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
