Who won the race between two balls of string?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?