Why do rhinos charge?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What kind of books do boats write?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What animal knows kung fu?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?