Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What nationality are most fish?
Why was the fish so smart?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
How does dinner smell?
It's allergy season again?
Which computer won the talent show?
Where do hands go on vacation?