What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Squeal of fortune!
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Where are average things manufactured?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What's the politest month?
What building always gets stains on it?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?