Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Which singer could always break a five?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What animal has the most fun?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What do you call a singing rodent?