Why was the artichoke so generous?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Where does laundry go to college?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Who does everyone's hair in space?