What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Squeal of fortune!
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?