When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Sunday, because Monday is a week-day.
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What's the most determined bird?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What do you call a sad latte?
What did one plate say to the other?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Which bug is related to you?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What says: oom oom oom?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?