When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Sunday, because Monday is a week-day.
Why did the elk have great hair?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What do cats wear to work?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?