When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Sunday, because Monday is a week-day.
Why is a computer so smart?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Where do ants go to eat?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?