When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Sunday, because Monday is a week-day.
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Which animals make the best football players?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What do you call a small mom?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?