When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Sunday, because Monday is a week-day.
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
