When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Sunday, because Monday is a week-day.
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What animals make the best baseball players?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What animal always goes to heaven?
How long do chickens work?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Why is a computer so smart?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?