What might you call waking up in the morning?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?