What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
How does a witch play loud music?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Which president loved to take baths?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
How do horses navigate at night?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?