What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
How does a cow do math?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What's the richest basketball team?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?