What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Snow globes.
What does a dog say before eating?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
I'm not a bad putter.
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
