What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What day of the week do chickens hide?