How did the pirate call his mother?
On his aye-phone.
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?