Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
How are mountains able to see?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why is a computer so smart?
What's E.T. short for?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Where do polar bears vote?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Why did the body of water think so much?
