How did the pirate call his mother?
On his aye-phone.
What's the most athletic footwear?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What's the slowest 5k?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
