How did the pirate call his mother?
On his aye-phone.
What vehicle works the hardest?
What's black and white and red all over?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What's E.T. short for?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?