What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What condiment has wings?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
How do you make antifreeze?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?