Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Because talk is cheep.
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What do you call a handsome runner?
This candy bar is a real home run.
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.