Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Because talk is cheep.
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
When should you start writing a book?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Which relative loves rice?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
I'm not a bad putter.
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?