Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Because talk is cheep.
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Why do math teachers love March?
What do you call an old snowman?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What do nosey peppers do?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Which is the worst season?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?