Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Someone stole my mood ring!
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What does a lion call an antelope?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?