Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
They milk the punchlines.
What kind of bird can write?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
When do astronauts eat?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
How do you make antifreeze?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Why do bees gossip?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
How much does freedom weigh?