Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Which animal is the most religious?
What kind of bird can write?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?