What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Which insect is the smartest?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Why did he change his bike's tires?