Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
They milk the punchlines.
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Did you know about April 1st?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
