What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
A grill sergeant!
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Why was the musician arrested?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
When should you start writing a book?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?