What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
A grill sergeant!
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What siblings are always sad?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What do bees chew?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What did the stair machines call each other?