What kind of monkey flies to school?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
