Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Because of all the foul balls.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What did the confused bee say?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?