Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Because of all the foul balls.
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
How does a barber get to work?
Where do chips wear socks?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?