Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Because of all the foul balls.
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What do fairies always drink?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?