Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Because of all the foul balls.
What vegetables do librarians like?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What condiment has wings?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Which state has the best streets?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What's the friendliest pen?
OK, that's enough fish puns.