Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Because of all the foul balls.
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
How do birds threaten one another?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?