What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
It rolled with it.
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
When do astronauts eat?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?