What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
It rolled with it.
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
How was the wedding?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?