How do trees get access to the internet?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Where do books sleep?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
How do you organize a space party?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?