On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
hey're both likely to fall asleep between plates.
What did March say to the madness?
Which cats love to be petted?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
When do mice play every day?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Which animals make the best football players?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What's the noisiest food?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What was the first animal in space?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?