On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
hey're both likely to fall asleep between plates.
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What do insects learn at school?