On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
hey're both likely to fall asleep between plates.
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?