On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
hey're both likely to fall asleep between plates.
What do math teachers eat?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What is blue and not heavy?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
How does a cow do math?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Who invented fractions?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?