On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
hey're both likely to fall asleep between plates.
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why do cows wear bells?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What does the sun drink out of?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What do jokesters study in college?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?