What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
A black diamond.
How does one gelatin greet another?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Which subject has two parts?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
