What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
A book just fell on my head.
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?