What does an evil hen lay?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What tea do footballers drink?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Why was the math book sad in winter?