What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What's the most determined bird?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why did the barber win the race?
Why did the goal post get angry?