Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Which cats love to be petted?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?