Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
He's a real pain in the neck.
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What condiment has wings?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
How is cat food sold?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?