Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?