Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Which state has the best streets?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?