Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Because all the cows have horns.
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
