Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Because all the cows have horns.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Why do cows go to New York?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Where are average things manufactured?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
How do you wash a lamb?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?