Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Because all the cows have horns.
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What do you call a short cow?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Why did the frog starve?
Where do polar bears vote?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?