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What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
When do cows get tired?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Where does water do all its banking?
Why are winter days great?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Which insect makes the best father?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?