What did the golfer order at the bakery?
A donut hole-in-one.
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What did one plate say to the other?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What game do mice love to play?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Why can you never find the number nine?
