What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?