What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalfeinated.
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
The museum curator needed a break.
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
How do you grill cheese?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
