What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalfeinated.
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What's the politest month?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Where do polar bears vote?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What game do mice love to play?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?