What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalfeinated.
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Which dog belongs in a band?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What are you studying in math?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?