How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
They just take things one stroke at a time.
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?