What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Did you know about April 1st?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?