Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
A stamp.
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
How does a cow do math?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
