Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
A stamp.
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Which animal is the most religious?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?