Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What does an evil hen lay?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What birds always travel in twos?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What is a table you can eat?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?