Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
A stamp.
Why are bakers so good at math?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What did summer say to spring?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?