Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Because the cow has the udder.
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Where do mermaids see movies?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Are baby skunks cute?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What does winter fat turn into?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?