What did the ocean say to the beach?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
I broke my finger!
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?