Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Because the cow has the udder.
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What fish sings the best?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
