What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What type of car do planets buy?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?