What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What kind of water does an angel like?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
People are so hard on car mechanics.