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What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
How does the sun listen to music?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?