What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What fish only swims at night?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Which fly makes films?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Did you know about April 1st?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?