What food would you expect to come from pigs?
A hamburger.
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What food is a man's best friend?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
