What's the most masculine animal?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?