Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Because they're catty.
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
We had a discussion about roses.
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
