Which music festival was full of lumber?
Woodstock.
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What type of animal does well in the cold?