How did the coach get his quarterback?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
How do bees get to school?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What fish sings the best?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Why is the beach so confident?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?