Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
They were all from the same litter!
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
How do bees get to school?
Can February March?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?