Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
They were all from the same litter!
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Why is the beach so confident?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What's the friendliest national park?
What's black and white and red all over?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What do you call an animal pop star?