Why are cowboys always religious?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
How are mountains able to see?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why did the sailor lose his job?