Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What country has the most fish?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
How do fall and winter say hello?