What do you call a thieving alligator?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Which singer could always break a five?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?