What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Can I take a rain check?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What do nosey peppers do?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
