Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Because the staff was tired of them going bananas
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why are cars magic?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Where are average things manufactured?