Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Because the staff was tired of them going bananas
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why was the horse so happy?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What building always gets stains on it?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?