Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Because the staff was tired of them going bananas
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Can February March?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?