Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Because the staff was tired of them going bananas
What birds make average students?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What's the friendliest pen?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What is the tallest building in the world?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?