Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Because the staff was tired of them going bananas
How does a polar bear build a house?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
How does a cow do math?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?