What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Where do you take sick ponies?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?