When do flowers get their workout in?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What siblings are always sad?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What is the loneliest cheese?