Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
When does a horse talk?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Why do two skunks argue?
What animal has the most fun?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
How do you massage a chicken wing?