What's a doll's favorite car?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Which computer won the talent show?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?