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Why do golfers hate cake?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
How do you arrest a pig?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Where does water do all its banking?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
