What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Short ribs.
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
