What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Short ribs.
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What insect runs away from everything?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What types of dogs are bilingual?