Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
He was the wurst on his team.
What do little fish love to play with?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What is blue and not heavy?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What are baby potatoes called?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What car always breaks the rules?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
