How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What words make the best athletes?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
How much money does a skunk have?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What school subject really rocks?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why are skeletons always hungry?