Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
He was the wurst on his team.
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What table can you never sit at?
Where do stars go to college?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?