Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
He was the wurst on his team.
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What day is your mom always right?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?