What's the slowest 5k?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
When is Dad's bedtime?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?