What do you call a dancing sheep?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What farm animal is best at karate?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why are all priests fit?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
