Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
In dayscare.
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What's the opposite of irony?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
How do you get straight A's?