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What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
How do you get straight A's?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?