Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?