Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
In dayscare.
What's the saddest part of the week?
What's the holiest insect?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What do you call a pig thief?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
