Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
How do you wash a lamb?
What siblings are always sad?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why do all the planets get along?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?