What did the pecan say to the walnut?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
How do frogs get to work?