Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?