What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Why do mice need oiling?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?