Where do chips wear socks?
On their dori-toes.
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Who invented fractions?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
