Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
For being a cheetah.
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What's the holiest insect?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why was the musician arrested?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
