Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
For being a cheetah.
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Why do cows go to New York?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What do fish do at parades?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Where do termites go camping?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why do rhinos charge?
Why are all priests fit?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?