What bird is always sad?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
How does a squid go into battle?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?