Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
For being a cheetah.
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What's the ocean's favorite song?