What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Bot-any plants lately?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
The museum curator needed a break.
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
How do you make a bandstand?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Why do all the planets get along?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What makes a glow worm glow?