Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What building always gets stains on it?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What do bees chew?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?