What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
A DOE!
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
