Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Which animal will never go bald?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why was the dog overweight?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?