What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Cold cream!
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What was the first animal in space?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What do elves learn in school?
What's the friendliest pen?
How do fleas travel?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What animal likes to party the most?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What stories are told by basketball players?
