What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Cold cream!
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What do cows say on NYE?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What birds make average students?
What do you call a short cow?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?