What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?