Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
How are mountains able to see?
How do horses navigate at night?